Sunday, October 23, 2005

Perfection

I was in my brothers room when a rather large dragonfly came in and started making a fool of itself by drawing random patterns in the air through seemingly hap hazard movements. I ignored it for a while, however it's persistent hum began to annoy me. As I stay in a hostel that contains numerous winged denizens that occasionally enter our rooms, I have some experience in dealing with these creatures. I bided my time and waited for the babbling insect to settle down. Presently, it came to a stop and deigned to alight on the wall of the room. I rolled up a newspaper and stood in front of it with my arms raised. In one precise motion I dealt a swift blow to the creature. The head of the dragonfly fell at my feet, and the body fell on the table. A clean cut, completely severing head from body. Perfection, wouldn't you say?

19 Comments:

At 2:59 AM, Blogger Akshay said...

indheedh ith was.

 
At 4:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

clean cut indeed..how u managed to do that..well we'll leave it at that

 
At 6:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you know, if i were you, i'd be worried about the U.S government getting to know about this blog. you'd probably make osama seem like a dragon-fly who's head had been severed by some chap who smashed it against a wall with a rolled newspapaer.
it IS a tad bit violent you know..
not that it matters to me in particular, but there are tons of psychiatrists out there WAITING to kill someone about being a violence-loving, dragon fly killing maniac.
i would suggest just censoring the rolled up newspaper bit. it somehow disturbs children..

 
At 8:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

psyciatrists would have a field day trying to figure out your mind...keep it that way..

 
At 8:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oops...psychiatrists

 
At 7:57 AM, Blogger Krishna said...

Thanks anony. Maybe my mind should be preserved forever for the benefit of all mankind.. then i can be a walking sphere of gray matter swimming in blue electrafluid. It'd make a cool movie.. when brains attack.

 
At 9:20 AM, Blogger Arjun Sukumaran said...

LOL...you aiming to be a Cogitor now?! Somehow I doubt you'd go for the whole non-action philosophy...more Erasmus stlye, methinks...

 
At 10:20 AM, Blogger Krishna said...

Not really since i find the whole philosophy of the cogitors repulsive as im sure you do. Its just cool to think of this giant brain swimming in fluid eating whatever poor hapless creature happens to be dipped in its vat of blue electrafluid. they do eat dont they??

 
At 2:13 PM, Blogger Rock 'n Roll Aint Noise Pollution said...

im a little piggy oink oink!!

 
At 1:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

brains? eat? anatomy...down the drain!

 
At 6:38 AM, Blogger Krishna said...

Heretic. Suku explain.

 
At 12:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

cogitors???
what the hell??

 
At 2:41 AM, Blogger Arjun Sukumaran said...

Lol...the electrafluid is their source of nutrition, if I remember rightly...they don't eat, as such...obviously, of course, they're brains...

 
At 1:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

tsk tsk! what is this world coming to..even if it isnt of this world..

 
At 9:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

dai saki - jus saw ur blog da.. wat can i say - vintage u.. btw who the hell is The Big Muckamuck? sounds like vaishnavi... Must definately try the mentioned technique on THE winged one...
modi uses it on nagu...

 
At 11:56 AM, Blogger Akshay said...

Lol...
Whats with you and killing me today?

 
At 12:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

bad airavata!

 
At 5:07 AM, Blogger karthik said...

earakshasa!!!

 
At 9:11 AM, Blogger poli said...

perfect shot kb. nujs came to some use after all. how's life?

 

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